Looking into the horizon

Heard a joke this morning.... Seems microsoft is only "micro" soft with its users..... Here is the joke.. Three male programmers were in the bathroom standing at the urinals.The first programmer finishes and walks over to the sink to wash his hands.He then proceeds to dry his hands very carefully. He uses paper towel after paper towel and ensures that every single spot of water on his hands is dried. Turning to the other two, he says, "At Microsoft, we are trained to be extremely thorough."The second programmer finishes his task at the urinal and he proceeds to wash his hands. He uses a single paper towel and makes sure 2that he dries his hands using every available portion of the paper towel: He turns and says, "At Intel not only are we trained to be extremely thorough but we are also trained to be extremely efficient."The third programmer finished and walks straight for the door, shouting over his shoulder: "We Linux programmers don't piss

Morning I received a SMS which read ..... "Your brain is a masterpiece. Its divided into two parts. One in the right and another in the left. In the right nothing is left and in the left nothing is right." The person who created this might have thought very well. But I am smart enough to publish it here. Now I am SMSing the link of this post...... :-)